EFF EFF ESS !

Will someone please edit the list of "naughty" expressions this publication will not allow (i.e will replace with asterisks when encountered), so that Police Reports can talk about off_side, rather than o***ide ?

By martinwheeler at 00:24 on 23/07/10

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! They'll be effed if they ever want to talk about handcu***, plainti***, bailiffs and tipo***! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa ROTFPMSL

By SargentMuffin at 23:04 on 23/07/10
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Have just noticed it doesn't like felines, either -- will just have to use the expression "cat-footing around" in future.

Sigh.

Think of the carnage it will cause at panto time -- "[Male Genital Appendage] Whittington and his [Female Genitalia] companion".

Wow.

By martinwheeler at 15:24 on 30/10/10
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