We're all doomed ! DOOMED, I say !
By scrannel | Monday, September 02, 2013, 20:36
OMG ! OMG ! OMG ! Look at these photographs -- taken at 20.00 tonight, of the skies over Glastonbury !
This is PROOF that the government is bombarding us daily with poison-us chemicals sprayed from planes -- these chemtrails appeared at 19:45 and *they did not move in the sky* for well over 20 minutes !
Wake up, wake up, and smell the coffee sizzling !
I heard it on the telly today -- the Americans are going to bomb the daylights out of the Sirians. So obviously, the Sirians have sent their emissaries from the mother-ship in near earth orbit to their mind-controlled slaves in government, to tell them to punish us !
Why Glastonbury ?
I blame it all on Storm's Mum -- if she hadn't panicked them, they wouldn't be trying to blow us all away, just to get at her.
Maybe the town should rise up and throw her in the Brue -- if she sinks, she's guilty, and it's her fault; if she floats, we can always try the poisoned chalice trick.
Anyways, all you disbeleivers out there -- the proof is written in the skies !
(And where's the Caped Kosher Guy when you need him ? He should be there, flying through the air in his blue lycra suit, underpants worn outside, to save the valiant people of this town from this aerial threat.
But no -- he's probably down the Rifleman's, as usual.)
Don't say I didn't warn you.